Hey y’all! Coming at ya’ today at 12:30 in the morning…nervous laughter. Let’s just say, the weekend was not as productive as I had hoped. Anyone else? Today’s blog post is a compilation of relatable Haiku poems summing up my college experience at the moment. Whenever I use Haikus for a blog post, it’s a desperate last-minute attempt to entertain you because currently I’m completely uninspired and out of ideas (maybe it’s just the fact that I have to pry my eyelids open again every five minutes). I’m really selling this blog post, I know. But to be fair, the last time I published a blog post about rainy day Haikus, it was very popular, so I’m hoping for the best…? That’s called operant conditioning, folks. Woohoo for my psych studying. And now, to put an end to these rambles, the poems:
Week four of college
Got me like: When’s Thanksgiving
Break again? Rough life.
It’s already 10
And I still haven’t started
Any of my work.
Why do I do this?
I hate myself sometimes (often).
All I want is sleep.
I’m wearing purple
But only under my eyes.
What is sleeping like?
The stress is rising
Midterm exams are coming
No, reading’s not fun.
Take 18 credits,
They said. It will be a good
Challenge, they said. Lies…
My two new best friends
Are Ben and Jerry because
Ice cream calms my soul.
But no ice cream will
Take my tests for me. Sad day.
I need to study…
We said we would plan
Something fun to do this week
But WHEN?! There’s no time!
Until then I will
Eat my sorrows, curl my hair,
And silently cry.
Oh, and I will wear
A cute black corduroy skirt
With a purple tee.
Maybe the color
Will distract from my eyebags.
I can only hope.
But I must fake smile
Because appearances are
Everything, yeah?
I’m teetering on
The edge of a *slight* breakdown
HOLD IT TOGETHER!
This post of Haikus
Is the best I could muster
At midnight, Sunday.
I’m trying to be
Funny. Are there pity laughs?
Have mercy on me.
Thank goodness for cute
Clothes reviving my spirits
Let’s get it, Monday.
Miles of smiles,
Grace
Purple Top: Nordstrom Rack, $20 // Black Corduroy Skirt: Francesca’s, $35 // Grey Purse: Charming Charlie, $16 // Sparkly Espadrilles: White Mountain via DSW, $40